March 2012
17 posts
YEEEEEEEE
We have about 20-25 software engineers in the office. There are two on the GSA-SAM team. Me and Ram. He has his Master’s and 7 years experience. I have my Bachelor’s and 4 months of work experience. When I compare my work with his, I feel belittled…
Anyways, my manager called me and asked me to come to the office. I walk in and asks me to shut the door. Uh oh.
Then he goes on...
Carrrrrr
My brother bought his car from one of my grandma’s friends. This old couple had a trophy car that they rarely drove. 1998 GS 400 Lexus. 80,000 miles. Runs great. Original price was 50k. We got it for 5k. What a steal.
My grandma asked me if I wanted a similar hookup. Yes please!!!
People usually love their first car. I hate mine.
Just remembered something ironic...
In the health portion of our health and fitness class, we had fill out a worksheet and get it signed by our parents. On it was, “Something that your parents/guardian does that you wish would change”
I wrote, “My dad has a short temper.”
When he read that, he got defensive, then angry, then violent. Again.
How ironic.
Little pieces of my shitty childhood.
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OKCUPID: GIRLS AS FRUIT
I’m having so much fun that it should be a crime.
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OKCUPID: KIND-GRAMMAR-FIXER-UPPER
DANWOM— SAVIOR OF THE INTERNET. TAKING NAMES AND FIXING SHIT
^rlatjdbs aka 김서윤 said she was 26 in her profile. Clearly her date of birth indicates she is 28. I fixed it for her.
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OKCUPID: TOO HARSH?
I mentioned in my profile that I am a walking oxymoron.
She deleted her profile the next day…
"I'm No Good For You"
I turned down a girl on Valentine’s Day…
And then this happened.
1mind2uses replied to your post: First World Problems
if you don’t work out you will get fat EVENTUALLY, and then it won’t fit anyways
Not if I continue eating what I eat… probably 1700 calories a day…
First World Problems
I miss my muscles. But if I start working out again, all the tight fitting dress shirts and jackets I bought will absolutely not fit. It’s mostly my lats that trouble me. I can’t even touch my elbows together in most shirts as it is…
LAWL
February 2012
30 posts
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Dan Won - Chapter 1: The Early Years
This is the second installment of my narrative. If you read part 0, you’d know that my family’s finances were in shambles around my birth. We had lost the businesses, the house with a two acre yard and swimming pool, the cars, and we almost lost our grandma.
When I was born, I didn’t really cry. Even in my childhood, I remember forcing myself to cry so my brother would get...
theysaiditwasfunny replied to your post: Dan Won - Chapter 0: Roots
crazy. and interesting. Also you look pretty similar to you grandma
You’re right. My cheeks come out the same way when I smile.
That reminds me.. the guy selling the tassels told me:
“Computer science, no you’re not in the College of Engineering. You’re in Arts and Sciences.” “No....
sol1991los asked: Your narrative was amazing!!! *-* What a grandma!!
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Dan Won - Chapter 0: Roots
The following series of posts is a personal narrative. As such, I will start from the beginning… or rather since before my birth…
My paternal grandmother was born to a wealthy Korean family in 1936. Her family essentially owned the land on which an entire village lived. When the Korean War broke out, she escaped to the South with her father. She was separated from her mother and...
Paranoid
I found a cute Indian girl on okcupid today. She’s 20 and lives in my city.
My manager is Indian, has several daughters around the age of 20, and lives in my neighborhood.
What if I got into this awkward situation where I’m dating my manager’s daughter and then things go sour and my life is ruined? I left her profile alone just in case…
"Those are my principles: A poem with significant... →
carlsnapson:
halfasian:
1mind2uses:
A bunch of boys were young
They played under the sun together,
grew up, threw up, and high-fived together.
Stories got made, somehow
Bad/good got told in different ways
You just have to live life,
live life to its fullest and awesomenessist,
typing vague things here about my awesomenessist…
It’s funny how all this started from a misinterpretation...
Productivity
I left my earphones at home
Productivity -20%
Headache from too much caffeine
Productivity -30%
Derping on phone
Productivity -15%
I was not very productive today.
