May 2012
14 posts
Medication
For the past 4 months or so I’ve been experiencing some nausea that has been progressively getting worse. I finally went to the doctor and my blood work indicated two things.
1. Vitamin D deficiency
2. High levels of antibodies for a bacterium called H. Pylori.
This bacteria resides in the stomach and can cause peptic ulcers, nausea, and an increased risk for cancer among other things....
It's weird when
A girl you like thinks you are secretly gay because of some things you jokingly said while drunk.
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"Fuck Bitches, Get Money"
I had always assumed that the word ‘fuck’ in this context referred to sex. In other words, I thought this phrase suggested that a person, presumably a male, should engage in prostitution (as the escort, not the customer).
After 22 years and 8 months of life experience, I finally realize the word ‘fuck’ in this context actually means ‘forsake’, suggesting that...
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Life Cycle of an Elusive Bug
Given bug is pointed out
Figure out what conditions cause the bug to be visible
Find the related code sections
Set up breakpoints for debugging
Inspect and verify expected and given values
Everything looks perfect
???
Everything is broken
Bash head against desk
Repeat 4 - 9 several times
Inspiration
Write code furiously
Redeploy code
Test code
success ? goto 1: go to 16
Discomfort
1. Going to sleep wearing skinny jeans and waking up with wood. Not comfortable.
2. Waking up drenched in sweat. Soaked clothes and a damp bed. Not comfortable.
3. Wake up 30 minutes before your alarm is set. Sleep for another 30 minutes and feel like shit. Not comfortable.
4. Your room is so cold that you have to wrap yourself like a burrito to stay warm and you can’t move. Not...