March 2012
17 posts
4 tags
Theories
Last week I had the opportunity to hears some interesting, if not flawed arguments regarding scientific theories and knowledge over brunch. He argued that we could never truly know anything- that we could gather evidence, formulate theories, conduct research and prove these theories to the n-th degree, but never know anything 100%. His entire argument converged to a final point: he believed in...
3 tags
RICHMOND - TROLL LEVEL: NORTH KOREA
I spent the past weekend (St. Patty’s Day weekend) at Alex’s apartment in Richmond. There is a lot of derp material to write about so I will break this down into several posts, in no particular order.
2:30 ~ 3:00 AM
Alex and I were walking away form the DT area when he suggested, “Let’s go find a bathroom!” Not two seconds later the girl in front of us turned around and said, “Take me with...
“Being a male is a matter of birth, being a man is a matter of age, but being a...”
– (via aliceuncensored)
Addendum: being a sex machine is a matter of girth.
YEEEEEEEE
We have about 20-25 software engineers in the office. There are two on the GSA-SAM team. Me and Ram. He has his Master’s and 7 years experience. I have my Bachelor’s and 4 months of work experience. When I compare my work with his, I feel belittled…
Anyways, my manager called me and asked me to come to the office. I walk in and asks me to shut the door. Uh oh.
Then he goes on...
Carrrrrr
My brother bought his car from one of my grandma’s friends. This old couple had a trophy car that they rarely drove. 1998 GS 400 Lexus. 80,000 miles. Runs great. Original price was 50k. We got it for 5k. What a steal.
My grandma asked me if I wanted a similar hookup. Yes please!!!
People usually love their first car. I hate mine.
Just remembered something ironic...
In the health portion of our health and fitness class, we had fill out a worksheet and get it signed by our parents. On it was, “Something that your parents/guardian does that you wish would change”
I wrote, “My dad has a short temper.”
When he read that, he got defensive, then angry, then violent. Again.
How ironic.
Little pieces of my shitty childhood.
4 tags
OKCUPID: GIRLS AS FRUIT
I’m having so much fun that it should be a crime.
4 tags
OKCUPID: KIND-GRAMMAR-FIXER-UPPER
DANWOM— SAVIOR OF THE INTERNET. TAKING NAMES AND FIXING SHIT
^rlatjdbs aka 김서윤 said she was 26 in her profile. Clearly her date of birth indicates she is 28. I fixed it for her.
2 tags
OKCUPID: TOO HARSH?
I mentioned in my profile that I am a walking oxymoron.
She deleted her profile the next day…
"I'm No Good For You"
I turned down a girl on Valentine’s Day…
And then this happened.
1mind2uses replied to your post: First World Problems
if you don’t work out you will get fat EVENTUALLY, and then it won’t fit anyways
Not if I continue eating what I eat… probably 1700 calories a day…
First World Problems
I miss my muscles. But if I start working out again, all the tight fitting dress shirts and jackets I bought will absolutely not fit. It’s mostly my lats that trouble me. I can’t even touch my elbows together in most shirts as it is…
LAWL
