Why ajumma_hunter as a troller name?
In Korean, ajumma 아줌마 means aunt or middle aged woman. So I can find a 28-30 year old woman and write a sincere compliment such as ,”You’re beautiful.” but it is also implied that since I’m messaging you, you are an ajumma. Double edged sword. Bam. I am retarded.
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OKCUPID TROLLING PHOTOSHOP
She blurred out her friend’s face in one of her pictures so I…
OKCUPID TROLLING EDUMACATION
I accidentally broke my trolling by revealing myself… but she just … GOD I AM SO STUPID
OKCUPID TROLLING SKITTLES
THE IRISH KOREAN SKITTLES GIRL
hy bbz u secksi
… why do I even
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Just reached 10% of my savings goal! Just 90% more then I’m outta here
To My Sister
So basically, my sister is in Korea, chasing a fantasy where she becomes the next IU or Lee Hyori. She is at the point where she believes that God wants her to become an idol (yeah … remember the 10 Commandments? The irony…). My parents are spending hundreds of dollars a month to send her to dancing and singing lessons at some academy. She is turning 21 in April and has only completed...
Uh just so you guys know
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So I found this girl, who disagrees with me on just about every major issue. Hilarity ensues. So my opening line: Oh lordy My favorite part: “I’m sorry, I am not comfortable with the instant messaging and would prefer to go back to the messages. Thank you. I MAKE NO SENSE!!!
I was at ARA last night and the girl sitting behind me was very cute. I was trying to figure out how to talk to her… And sometimes problems solve themselves. We were in the middle of settling the bill and getting ready to leave, and all of a sudden I was talking to the cute girl’s table. I don’t know how this happened but it did. Anyways it turns out that this girl knows me, my...
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an old high school friend, on remembering me:
aliceuncensored: “oh, alice? i remember i was really impressed that she could eat two burritos in a sitting. i can barely finish one. she would bring in two burritos to school and finish them both. i remember feeling really emasculated.” —brian bui, as told to monica shin lol thanks brian nice to know people remember me for different things by the way it’s three not two Three? Are we...
Does anyone remember the dumpling/korean cake kiss story? Well I found her on okcupid and messaged her. I should have just sent her a picture of a Korean cake.
aliceuncensored: i will never stop laughing at this video. throwback chi-city and fucking bugs invading your crib Absolutely Hilarious!
So I got on facebook and got this message from a friend. Absolutely hilarious. note: don’t call a girl retarded, because she could be very sensitive and it can come back to mess up your plans later in the night yesterday, i was with mo and jared and some other people. we were at 18th st lounge. jared asks me for a target and i point out this girl. he goes to talk to her for a while. i let...
madnessismymuse asked: Dannnnn. Barry has questions about OkCupid. I have no idea what to do when a girl actually messages me. lol.
theysaiditwasfunny asked: I had no idea what BYT was/is. rofl
New Years Resolutions 2011: Conclusion
From 2011… 1. Get back to the gym- take names and kick ass. At the gym I will perform a one armed pull up again. This time I will be able to do it with both left and right arms (I could only do it with my right arm before I retired). Nope. Nope. Nope.Nope.NopeNopeNope. 2. Make the 2011 KASA culture show a success. I am the KASA culture show director. I will need some assistance from all of...
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