May 2011
23 posts
Korean Diary Part 1
Well my sister knocked the power cord out of the socket and I lost the entire post that I was working on so I’ll just rewrite it briefly. Tumblr saved me a nice, empty post. Great.
Dulles Airport, Virginia> LAX, California. Terrible, expensive food on the flight. Studied some Korean.
DERPing around in Cali for 14 hours. Koreatown + Hollywood.
LA-> Korea. The flight attendants were...
Japannnn
Okay so I’m not going to Japan due to fear of radiation poisoning but I am going to Korea. I’m currently waiting for my flight at LAX.
Anyways I saw a group of Japanese highschoolers clad in their high school uniforms and I was compelled to converse. I had a full blown conversation completely in Japanese. They said I was quite skilled at the language Jajajajajajajajaja!!!!!
Oh...
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TEAM DAN PHOTOSHOP
Saw DEHNU CAHO’s photo:
and I thought, this is a cool pic… minus the people in the back.
BAM! Background people gone. But then I got to thinking… He could use some wings.
Awww yeah. Since the wing is black maybe he should be in a fiery pit or something.
Burn. He needs a weapon.
Maybe a hood.
TEAM DANNNNNNN!!!! ACTIVATE!!!!!1
05/21/2011
I woke up this morning from a very vivid dream. Started out with drinking in a cafe, chocolate cake, and drunk driving in an silver Aston Martin. We survived a 140 MPH tumbling crash with minor injuries but then had to run drive away from cops in a trashed car with no doors… wtf this is not GTA.
Still in bed, I heard the sound of my dad and grandma fighting for an hour. Later he told us...
Vacation
Currently there is an 80% chance that I will be travelling this summer. Destinations include Korea and Japan.
I’ll finally be able to put my JPN 2105 + 2106 and Kdrama watching to good use.
Last Farewell
Alright, my graduation ceremony is a mere 6 hours away at 8:00 AM (When I started writing this it was). I’m eating lunch with my family and then I’m moving out for good. Currently, I should be cleaning/packing/sleeping instead of getting distracted but oh well. This is the last undergrad “all nighter” so to speak.
They say that as one chapter ends, another begins. There...
Lowest Grades
After 8 semesters:
B- PHIL 1204: Knowledge and Reality B- ENGL 1106: Freshman English
If either of these two were an A I’d have that Summa Cum Laude that my dad kept pestering me about since my senior year of high school.
a 2.7 really hurts…
Oh well. So much for high expectations asian father. LOL
Time to finish packing/watching K-drama
Defective Parts
2x2 GB sticks of ram that cause blue screen of death
Razor Death Adder scroll wheel that scrolls the wrong way sometimes
iPhone 4
Dream or Nightmare?
So I’m sitting in a bar or club and I spot a group of 3 leaving. Two guys and a girl. One of the guys is black and he’s obviously getting Koreanized. I whisper to my randomly generated friend, “Man that guy is getting koreanized so badly.” Magically, the black man hears what I said and charges at me.
I thought, “Okay I’ll just cover my head and the bouncers or...
I'm Bored. Maybe I should start chain smoking...
It's time for me to be a working professional....
Famiry Feud
So I played Family Feud on facebook and I got the category: ”Tell Me A Body Part Strong As Arnold Schwarenegger” Okay so I typed “tongue” and that was the number 1 answer… But then I really couldn’t think of anything else. Gareth told me, “You gotta think of these questions in terms of retarded people.”
Okay…
Other answers:
Heart — A...
I Write Like
http://iwl.me/
60-80% of the writings I submit result in Cory Doctorow. I just bought one of his books on amazon titled, “For The Win.” We’ll see how that goes.
Bad At Math
I wrote this story in December, 2009 and I posted it on FB. I just thought I’d repost it here with some minor edits.
In early October of this year[2009], some friends and I were shopping at Goodwill to buy costumes for Kathy’s Lady Gaga themed birthday party and Halloween. I picked out some ridiculous outfit that included a black leather tarp. I came up to the register and put my...
lifeiisdeath:
My friend thinks i can’t lose 20 pounds when i already lost 6 in a week. Bitch i’ma lose 30 now.
I don’t think that’s healthy nor attractive to lose that much…
Trolling
Okay, one more post before I do work… hahaha
This is a story about trolling on Friday night.
A bunch of us pregamed at Brian’s place and headed over to the SHH party around 12. When we got there it was already dry but holy cow- there were so many people inside. I ran into my little half Japanese friend briefly.
The party was dry and our group had a handle of vodka. People were...
Final Countdown...
Meh gonna write a tumblr post before I start doing actual work…
I told them to keep the volume down but they didn’t. The cops came. Twice. Damnit.
Anyways remember that model that I was talking to while blacked out two weeks ago? She showed up and we started “talking”. Damn she was easily the hottest girl there. 6’ tall, super skinny, DD cups.
Jacob kept hitting on...
