February 2011
25 posts
ATTENTION
If you are performing for KASA you must come to Johnson Student Center Room 100 TODAY, MONDAY FEB 28. Stop by for 5-10 minutes any time between 6:15 - 9 PM. I will be there the whole time.
Background Wallpapers
My background wallpaper folder includes
Scantily clad women (Lee Hyori, Allesandra Ambrosio, Leah Dizon, Aki Hoshino…
SNSD
Pokemon (Zombie Pikachu, Seaking blowing up F/A-22 Raptors in the sky, Squirtle, Charmander …
Comic Book Characters (Batman, Rorschach, …
Video Games (Dragon Age, Final Fantasy, Street Fighter, Crysis, Dead Space, MGS4, Castlevania…
Wolf/Moon...
Much lulz...
It’s been a really long time since a text has made my face turn red…
“Sorry, I know this is awkard but i have a bf and feel uncomfortable if i go with you-“
UHHHHHHHGGGGGGgggg…jfaioejaiojf ij;aijoa fij
I didn’t even know she had one… FIDSJFOIJEW:FOIJESiofj
Cool Names
Recently I made a post with funny Korean names.
One of the tenants renting out a room is named
“Kil-ho You”
That’s right.
If you shorten his name it says
“Kil You”
If you rearrange the syllables it says
“Kil You Ho”
Fucking bad ass.
R-R-R-Repeat
So about this time last year, I went to the CSRC career fair and dropped some resumes. I got some interviews but the next day I got sick and couldn’t go.
This year, same deal. I have 2 interviews scheduled for tomorrow but I am definitely getting sick.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Impaired Judgement
You’re probably tired of reading about my drunken exploits but here goes…
Have you ever been so drunk that you don’t even realize how drunk you are? You try to act like a sober person and fail. Well, that’s what happened to me last night.
Since this semester began, I have been in a constant mode of sleep deprivation. This makes alcohol super effective against me. I drink...
Jigoku Tumblr →
I asked for Brent
LOLOLOLOLOL
Then Morning Came
And I looked through my phone…
texts from a girl that I drunk dialed last night…
and some new contacts… wtf who is yun ji?
I threw up for the first time since… I got abducted by the FOB Koreans and was forced to take tequila shots. We went to DX and and I got “extra” tuna on my sub. Nathan and I sat down with a bunch of random people and they fed me half a...
Logical Implication
P -> Q ≡ ~Q -> ~P
Read as : P implies Q is equivalent to not Q implies not P
P: Is a pretty girl
Q: dating a douchebag.
If you are a pretty girl, then you are dating a douchebag.
If you are not dating a douchebag, then you are not a pretty girl.
However
Q -/-> P
(Q does not imply P)
or
Dating a douchebag does not imply that you are a pretty girl
Coolest Story Ever, Bro
Yesterday I was pumped on a bajillion tons of caffeine so I could stay awake to do my project. That night I became tired, jittery and hungry. I cooked me up some shin ramyun and poured myself a cup of soju. And then I was like… I can’t code anymore, I’m drunk.
A Few Minutes Left
Till Valentines is over.
Let me just say.
After all these years.
I still wish you were mine.
We might never see each other ever again でも
あなたは僕の心中にいる。また会いたいなー。。。。。
Funny Names
One of my friends has a sister named Sanderella.
Not Cinderella, SAND-ERELLA!
One of my sister’s friends is named Jannifer.
There was this girl with a terribly misspelled version of Jessica. It might was like Jeccika or something. I don’t even remember but she went to my HS and she was hot. I should have made friends.
A kid named “Moses”.
Instead of the usual...
Texting Driscoll
DRISCOLL: Love Me.
ME: Sure where are your pants?
DRISCOLL: Around my legs.
ME: Done
KASA Culture Show - I NEED A GIRL (ACTRESSES)!!!!
I have like 8 guys signed up the the acting/script part and no girls. WTF. I CAN”T HAVE A LOVE TRIANGLE/SQUARE/PENTAGON WITH JUST GUYS! (or can I?)
I still haven’t selected the songs and I need to do that ASAP. Help me out.
Things to consider:
How popular is the song?
How cool/difficult/easy is the dance?
How recent is the song?
Did someone already do the song at AASU?
Seungri...
Thoughts
Last night I drank coffee at around 8 PM. I worked on my java server till 2 and tried to sleep before my 8AM class. I rolled around in bed, intermittently falling in and out of sleep until 5 AM.
I completely passed out during my first class.
During my second class, I was determined to install Java JRE/JDK, Eclipse IDE, and an SVN on my laptop which runs Ubuntu.
I followed all the instructions...
Youtube Comment + Translation Party = Full RATARD →
Really big eyes, please please please please please please please please someone see the actual location of the zoo kangaroo, I, [OK] please click. In Hawaii, Australia, please do not click! I Hamisshumekishiko foreign key references, please bring to India, thank you. The Holy Spirit is the mother of Andy … LOL! !
EEFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I’m sitting in my chair, staring blankly at a screen filled with code. I am really really tempted to fucking change majors or just drop the fuck out.
I never really had a passion for coding. Do I really want to be a code monkey for the rest of my life? I’m so fucking dumb. My GPA means nothing.
I put “ENGE” on my college application because I figured that I was good at...
LULZ
If I could go back in time I would tell myself to change majors and schools.
“Dan, you should study international studies and learn Korean, Japanese, and Chinese. Go to Asia and meet Asian bitches.”
hahahaahahahaha
Ask me anything, sexually. →
The awkward moment where you introduce yourself to...
Homework
A girl from church asked me to help her with homework.
“Use the following words in 2 paragraphs to write a story
abhor-verb amend-verb chaos-noun discern-verb implicate-verb reprehensible-adjective somber-adj. vociferous-adj. waive-verb voluminous-adj “
15 minutes later I gave her the following text:
“Nothing could amend the horrors or atrocities that took place here in the...
Common Pattern
Pattern A
1. Pretty girl calls herself ugly. 2. Many boys (and girls) say, “No! OMG You’re so pretty!!!!” 3. Pretty girl is happy
Pattern B
1. Not so attractive girl calls herself ugly. 2. Nobody says anything… 3. Not so attractive girl is sad.
I'm a Meanie
*: Girl makes a sour face at me
ME: Why the sour face?
Girl: You're a fatty.
ME: No, you're a fatty. I have like 8% body fat.
Girl: How can you say that to me? I'm a girl?
ME: Girl? Where? And you called me fatty first, fatty.
