So I’m in the skit for the KASA culture show and we had a meeting today. I knew everyone there except for this one kid. I gave him a friendly greeting. ME: Hey, I’m Dan. (I smiled, and extended my hand for a handshake) HIM: Oh yeah I’m ****. I think I’ve seen you before but not really. (We shake hands but he makes ZERO eye contact. He was literally looking 90 degrees away...
I see an H&M bag. You are truly a model KOREAN citizen! cr4z14n: SO I WAS IN MY ROOM SLEEPING AND APRIL MEDINA BEGAN TO HIT ME WITH A BELT. I WOKE UP. THEN SHE DESTROYED THE PILES OF CLOTHES ON PURPOSE THAT TOOK ME ALL DAY TO CLEAN. I RE-PILED THEM.
HP Girl and Computer Science
Last week I went to a very persuasive recruitment event by a ZYNGA (Farmville, Mafia Wars, and Cafe World among others). Food, drinks and give-aways made everyone happy. I was taken by everything they said and fell in love with the company. Anyways, there was a raffle at the end of the presentation. I borrowed a pen from a girl who told me that she was a psychology major but planned to transfer...
Robot Unicorn Attack --- FOR HORSECAMP →
Z —- Jump (double jump) X —- Dash Collect faeries and destroy stars with your dash. “Open your eyes, I see. Your eyes are open. Wear no disguise for me, come into the open. When it’s cold (when it’s cold), outside (outside), am I here in vain? Hold on, to the night, there will be no shame. Always, I want to be with you, and make believe with you, and live in...
How to get RIPPED ABS →
Thesis: You don’t need to do ab workouts to get defined abs. All you need to do is lower your body fat percent. If you choose to do ab workouts, keep it short and sweet (meaning high intensity). DanWom agrees and can testify to the validity of this article by Drew Baye. I almost NEVER do direct ab workouts.
Love is the only medicine for a broken heart– The most depressing fortune cookie ever… I got this on Valentine’s Day
I am Sad
Me: So wait, you've never played ANY Final Fantasy game?
Jason: Nope, not a single one.
Me: ... and you call yourself a CS major... for shame.
Jason: You suck at Starcraft and you call yourself a Korean... for shame.
Me: ... owww That's deep man... That hurts real deep.