October 2010
30 posts
Day 9: 2 Smiley Faces That Describe How I'm...
LOL 1. ( :*D)-|—-< A tear of joy. 2. ( :*C)-|—-< A tear of sorrow.
Day 8: Turn Ons
….. hmmmm 1. Cute face 2. Charming Aegyo 3. Tight body
Day 7: 4 Turn Offs
1. Too prude 2. Too skanky 3. Too shy 4. Too dumb or ignorant. bleh. Be smart.
My Voice
I just remembered that some girl told me that I had a cool, husky voice. I’ve never heard that before. THANK YOU!
Day 5: 6 Things I Wish I Didn't Do
I’m gonna practice some Kanji (漢字) in this post fyi.
1. Spending my time as a high school student (高学生-kougakusei) as introverted and awkward little boy. 2. Ignoring my Korean (韓国 - kankoku) heritage in high school. 3. Living in fear of what my dad (お父 - otou) might do/say to me. 4. Getting fixated on girls who want to be just friends (友達 - tomodachi) and not lovers (小指 -koyubi Literally:...
Day 4: 7 Things That Cross My Mind a Lot
1. The meaning of life. 2. Robot Unicorn Attack… I’m thinking 1&2 might be related to each other somehow. 3. Koreanization- How to identify, defend against and even use it. 4. Horsecamp. 5. My career path… grad school or work? Study more or make money… 6. The weekend. 週末 が大好きです！ 7. Languages. 日本語。한국어. Espanol y English
Lol, u mad?
So I went to a Korean after party last night… we partied till 5 am. Anyways I got Koreanized twice in a short period of time.
1. I was taking a break from dancing so I sat down on a couch. A girl came and sat next to me and she asked me if I could speak in Korean. I said I could and we talked for like 20 minutes in pure Korean. Then I said that my Japanese was almost as good as my Korean. A...
Jexperiments: Day 1 - Playing the Field →
jexperiments:
I see a TON of cute girls on a daily basis around campus.
I am usually on my way to a class/meeting/BS and running late.
I usually feel regretful a couple of times a day due to the conditions above. To be honest, I completely chicken out sometimes and I hate myself for doing so. I cannot stand…
That note is too good…
DRINK PBR →
Pretty damn hilarious.
Day 3: 8 Ways to Win My Heart
Since I’m a day late I’m double posting today. 1. Be outgoing and fun and sociable. That’s almost like three things but I’m putting them down as one thing. 2. Flirt with me but… follow #3. 3. Please refrain from Koreanizing me. 4. Look pretty. Take care of your skin, your hair, clothes, etc. 5. I prefer a fit body. Not too muscular but not flabby either. I definitely...
Day 2: Introspection of Strengths?
1. Boldness - I can be pretty damn bold. 2. Competence - I get shit done. You can rely on me. 3. Memory - I have awesome memory, except when I’m drunk. 4. Friendliness - I am a friendly, outgoing man. 5. Temperament - I keep my cool even when shit gets hot. 6. Physical Strength - I used to work out a lot. In high school I was a powerlifting champion. I haven’t been to the gym in a...
Day 1: 10 Thoughts About 10 People
ROFL LET’S SEE IF YOU’RE IN HERE 1. How long are you stationed in Japan? I might come visit you. You’ve been off the radar for quite some time now :( 2. Leave me alone, seriously. “Go away -e -e -e -e.” 2NE1. 3. You’re a distant dream from my past who taught me the meaning of Koreanizing. Thanks. </3 4. You’re the coolest ninja I know who isn’t...
Mankeyz #191 USA →
My friend MANKEYZ is on the top 200 usa list for starcraft 2.
Grats
epic-rape-sauce:
2nd Audiocast - My insanity in...
WHY?
I can’t believe that I got Koreanized again last night. I couldn’t take it anymore so I left by myself. I bought a pizza on the way home and ate half of it while watching a random episode of anime and went to bed. It was a weird anime…
But to be honest… this Koreanization was a bit more enjoyable than others in the past… enjoyable while it lasted.
In case you...
Tired-ness Test
I can measure how tired I am by playing Robot Unicorn Attack and looking at my scores.
RATINGS Average Wish ——— Tired-ness 40K+————————VERY ALERT, possibly on drugs 30K————————- NORMAL 20K————————-SLIGHTLY TIRED...
British Accent?
Some sorority was outside trying to get people to vote for homecoming queen. There were a couple cuties so I went up one of them and started talking to them. I put on a British accent.
ME: So, what exactly am I voting for? GIRL: You’re voting for this girl who is in our sorority her name is _____ ME: And what is a homecoming queen? I’m not familiar with this term. GIRL: Well she is...
I'm so bad bad but I'm so good good
Saturday night I went to a girls birthday party and I ended up Koreanizing a girl. FFUCCKKKK I am guilty.
My friend and I introduced ourselves to this girl as we walked into the party girl’s house. Three minutes later she came up to me and said she forgot my name and wanted to know. ME: No, you’re just going to forget my name again! HER: I promise I won’t!!!! ME: I have like...
Koreanization
Holy shit I Koreanized a girl so hard tonight… I almost feel bad. I’ll write more about it later.
It Shows
Last night I went to a house party in DC with a bunch of Asian people. Last week’s Koreanization is actually getting to me because I talked to some Korean girls and told them about how much I hate Koreanizing. Great way to start a conversation right? Terrible actually. I wasn’t trying to hit on these Korean girls- not at the moment anyways.
This one girl tried to defend that kind of...
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How To Play Robot Unicorn Attack
A unicorn is a sub-category of horse, which means this is very relevant to this blog. I first played Robot Unicorn Attack during spring break of 2010 after my friend’s sister kept telling me about how she was addicted to this game on the car ride home. Her high score was 52k. I hit 117k that very week. After a pretty long hiatus, I recently discovered the Facebook version of the game...
“Can’t rely on people.
-Eric”
– BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS RELY ON A STALLION!
Spicy Ramen
Today I participated in the KASA/CAS Food Olympics. There were 4 cups of
And they put various amounts of
The one I got had the most and it was nasty. I finished my noodles first but then we had to drink the soup. I have somewhat high blood pressure. Drinking the soup almost killed me. I couldn’t finish.
Of course, the guy with no spicy sauce won. Oh well. lol
The Broken Wing, The Koreanization and The Nasty...
Thursday Night: The Broken Wing We went to happy hour around 6-7 pm and we met up with a bunch of people at Sharkies. I was sitting next to Nathan, drinking some beer when he said to me “See that girl over there?” ME: You mean that girl with the black shirt? NATHAN: Yeah, she’s really hot. I want to talk to her. ME: Okay I’ll open the whole table up for you and whoever...
Scent
Last night I had 5 different girls tell me that I smelled good after we hugged. I’ve been using the same scent in the same amount for several months… I wonder what was different?
